Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank thee for the turkey before us ... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird ... a social being ... capable of actual affection ... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. Amen.
- Milo Bloom
Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving!
