What a Dog!

Several news sources are reporting that Al “The Crazed Sex Poodle” Gore may have enjoyed some extra-marital relations over the past few years. IF he did, his actions may have caused him to increase his carbon footprint during brief periods of physical exertion. While I really don’t think that two minutes worth of heavy breathing is going to damage the environment, I do wonder whether or not our erstwhile vice-president purchased carbon credits from himself to offset the increased size of his... carbon emissions.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Why Is The Vice President The Butt Of So Many Jokes?

I was searching for a picture of Fat Albert’s…back side. I thought it would be fun to cut-and-paste a picture of my face on the cartoon icon’s hip pocket and write an accompanying blog post explaining why I absolutely had to wear my new platinum fubus in public because my blog was advertised on that gelatinous billboard. It was surprisingly difficult to find a picture of Fat Albert’s derriere. Google couldn’t produce one, and if Google cannot find it…

The search did remind me why I should be careful about what I type into a search engine. I was not prepared for the search terms “Fat” plus “Albert” plus “butt” to return so many pictures of Al Gore. I did find a link to a t-shirt sold by Zazzle.com. The writing on the shirt says something that every man who has ever been in anything close to a serious relationship intimately understands but would never in their drunkest state utter out loud.

Not if they wanted to live.

It read:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Don't throw anything.  I live in another state, and you'll only have to buy a new monitor.