What a Dog!

Several news sources are reporting that Al “The Crazed Sex Poodle” Gore may have enjoyed some extra-marital relations over the past few years. IF he did, his actions may have caused him to increase his carbon footprint during brief periods of physical exertion. While I really don’t think that two minutes worth of heavy breathing is going to damage the environment, I do wonder whether or not our erstwhile vice-president purchased carbon credits from himself to offset the increased size of his... carbon emissions.

Inquiring minds want to know.