Why Is The Vice President The Butt Of So Many Jokes?

I was searching for a picture of Fat Albert’s…back side. I thought it would be fun to cut-and-paste a picture of my face on the cartoon icon’s hip pocket and write an accompanying blog post explaining why I absolutely had to wear my new platinum fubus in public because my blog was advertised on that gelatinous billboard. It was surprisingly difficult to find a picture of Fat Albert’s derriere. Google couldn’t produce one, and if Google cannot find it…

The search did remind me why I should be careful about what I type into a search engine. I was not prepared for the search terms “Fat” plus “Albert” plus “butt” to return so many pictures of Al Gore. I did find a link to a t-shirt sold by Zazzle.com. The writing on the shirt says something that every man who has ever been in anything close to a serious relationship intimately understands but would never in their drunkest state utter out loud.

Not if they wanted to live.

It read:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Don't throw anything.  I live in another state, and you'll only have to buy a new monitor.