Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank thee for the turkey before us ... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird ... a social being ... capable of actual affection ... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. Amen.
- Milo Bloom
Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving!
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Amen indeed.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours--including the dead bird!
Have a great celebration, Arby!
Actually Milo, we've raised turkeys and they're not real smart. Tom probably never knew what hit him....
Enjoy!
Excuse me while I wipe up the coffee I sprayed all over my screen!
Pass the stuffing please.
THAT is not how my turkey looked; the d--m thing fell totally apart when I lifted it from the pan! But it was tasty.... and that's all that matters in this house.
Amen. And amen. Hope you had a happy one!
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