Showing posts with label Kathleen Sebelius. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kathleen Sebelius. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Count Sebelius

Count Sebelius demonstrated on Tuesday what the federal government will look like when it sucks the life out of America’s healthcare industry while visiting students at the Thurgood Marshall Elementary School in Philadelphia. During a rare day time appearance sponsored by the National Cleaners Association & New York School of Dry Cleaning, the Count of Health and Human Services also showed the proper form for saturating your sleeve with a wad of snot and mucous.

(AP Photo/Matt Rourke)



It is important to note that not only should you cover your mouth with the crook of your arm while coughing or sneezing, but you should sign the letter “Q” at the same time. Count Seblius’ appearance was protested by members of the United Coat and Hat Checkers Union of Greater Philadelphia.


This was yet another stellar use of time by our appointed officials.

(Kansans are so proud!)