Showing posts with label Sharktopus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharktopus. Show all posts

Monday, September 27, 2010

Coming Soon to a Discount Rack Near You

It’s a shark!  It’s a squid!  It’s an octopus!  It’s SHARKTOPUS!  A Syfy original movie, it is the latest addition to “B” movie shlock lore.    Just look at this bad boy…








It’s got the head of a shark, the ass of an octopus, the tentacles of a squid, and an insatiable appetite for skinny women in bikinis. And who can blame a guy for that?


How can you not sit and watch a virtual creature that can reach out of the water and pluck people out of a boat like a six-year-old stealing black olives from the relish tray on a Thanksgiving table?












It can walk on land.  It picks off bungee jumpers in mid jump, and swallows whole the occasional dude who swings across the screen on a vine for no apparent reason.   

It also has a catchy theme song that wasn’t sung by Debbie Gibson!  Speaking of Debbie Gibson, if you check out http://www.syfy.com/movies/ you can watch a sneak peak of Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid.