Monday, September 27, 2010

Coming Soon to a Discount Rack Near You

It’s a shark!  It’s a squid!  It’s an octopus!  It’s SHARKTOPUS!  A Syfy original movie, it is the latest addition to “B” movie shlock lore.    Just look at this bad boy…








It’s got the head of a shark, the ass of an octopus, the tentacles of a squid, and an insatiable appetite for skinny women in bikinis. And who can blame a guy for that?


How can you not sit and watch a virtual creature that can reach out of the water and pluck people out of a boat like a six-year-old stealing black olives from the relish tray on a Thanksgiving table?












It can walk on land.  It picks off bungee jumpers in mid jump, and swallows whole the occasional dude who swings across the screen on a vine for no apparent reason.   

It also has a catchy theme song that wasn’t sung by Debbie Gibson!  Speaking of Debbie Gibson, if you check out http://www.syfy.com/movies/ you can watch a sneak peak of Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid. 

7 comments:

GingerB said...

If you and my husband were into that sort of thing, I think you'd be in love with each other.

Oklahoma Granny said...

I'll pass this one on to my husband.

L. said...

Oy, ARBY, words fail me!!! I'll wait for more of the ventures of General Mayhen, Major Havoc and Captain Chaos thank you very much. The horror of that has scarred my entire day. It served as a perfect reminder of why I NEVER watch horror movies. Whaaaaaaaa!

Some Guy said...

You should have seen the first attempt at Sharktopus - the tail of a shark and the head of an octopus.

Or was that the Octopark?

Arby said...

Tail of a shark with the head of an Octopus...

How did it eat?

The_Kid said...

The only way to kill that thing would be with a DinoCrocTrexSuperGuppy.

Papa Bear said...

I actually read about this first on Great White Snark,
http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/
but your commentary was WAY funnier!