Thursday, June 24, 2010

What a Dog!

Several news sources are reporting that Al “The Crazed Sex Poodle” Gore may have enjoyed some extra-marital relations over the past few years. IF he did, his actions may have caused him to increase his carbon footprint during brief periods of physical exertion. While I really don’t think that two minutes worth of heavy breathing is going to damage the environment, I do wonder whether or not our erstwhile vice-president purchased carbon credits from himself to offset the increased size of his... carbon emissions.

Inquiring minds want to know.

6 comments:

Teacher Mommy said...

Isn't that a carbon pawprint? Just sayin'.

L. said...

Carbon...emissions. Carbon emissions? Yeah, yeah, that's it, carbon emissions.

Kathleen said...

ROFL!

Pamela said...

Oh. My.
That is all.

The_Kid said...

Give a butthead some money and what is the first thing they do ?

joysandrewards said...

Hmmmmm....thanks for planting firmly in my head the image of Al Gore and his "carbon emissions." Thanks. Just thanks. :-P