Several news sources are reporting that Al “The Crazed Sex Poodle” Gore may have enjoyed some extra-marital relations over the past few years. IF he did, his actions may have caused him to increase his carbon footprint during brief periods of physical exertion. While I really don’t think that two minutes worth of heavy breathing is going to damage the environment, I do wonder whether or not our erstwhile vice-president purchased carbon credits from himself to offset the increased size of his... carbon emissions.
Inquiring minds want to know.
6 comments:
Isn't that a carbon pawprint? Just sayin'.
Carbon...emissions. Carbon emissions? Yeah, yeah, that's it, carbon emissions.
ROFL!
Oh. My.
That is all.
Give a butthead some money and what is the first thing they do ?
Hmmmmm....thanks for planting firmly in my head the image of Al Gore and his "carbon emissions." Thanks. Just thanks. :-P
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