To: Arby
Sent: Tue, March 1, 2011 7:04:50 PM
Subject: I'm sorry
I was being selfish and trying to get myself some stuff on Cityville and tried logging into your Facebook because I'm really impatient and stuff and it locked me out because you've never logged in on this computer and it tried to arrest me and sent the Facebook swat team after me because I didn't know the answer to your security question and who the hell was your first grade teacher anyhow and I didn't want to try to figure out who the people in your pictures were because I almost failed that test with my own pictures and I'm really sorry and I hope it doesn't cause you too many problems and....
deep breath...
and really I'm sorry but this is kind of along the lines of washing the checkbook, don't you think and I know you didn't need this on top of your really busy chaotic day and how was Boy Scouts and I miss you and…and I can't wait to see you again.
Don't you just hate it when she does that?
Yeah, she locked me out of my own Facebook page! If any of you are Cityville players, please become my wife's friend and send her things, because it has been made clear to me that one of my failings as a husband is my refusal to play Farmville and Cityville. Why does this stuff always happen when she travels?
