
Captain Chaos waited for exactly three seconds after entering the visitor’s center to knock over a lectern holding the visitor’s log for the complex. I managed to lunge forward and grab the narrow wooden pedestal before it crashed onto the floor and splintered into three or four big chunks, an act which earned a small ovation from the volunteers manning the site. There’s nothing like making a quiet entrance. Their politely offered, “Would you like to see the movie about how the cross was constructed?” was answered with an emphatic, “NOOOOO!” as I hustled the two young ones of out there as quickly as I could. I could only imagine the damage they could cause in the dark while I tried to watch the movie.
The second surprise of the weekend came on Monday’s return trip when we stopped in Vandalia, Illinois, and stumbled upon the old state capitol building. While the Boss used a public library computer to check on a Cub Scout popcorn issue, I took the children to the site of the state’s first state-owned capitol building. The building burned down in 1823. The site now houses The Leader-Union newspaper building. A plaque commemorating the site is attached to the front wall. Next to it is a little sign that reads:
MISS SCHOOL...
MISS OUT!!!
You'll earn more money.
You'll find a job easier.
You will be able to live on your own, afford a car, and support yourself
It's your future. Make the right choice.
This business believes in the importance of education.
Truant students will not be allowed to loiter here and school authorities will be notified.
Maybe the author of the sign was writing from experience, but the irony is too good to pass up. I particularly enjoyed the last line, “Truant students will not be allowed to loiter here and school authorities will be notified.” It made me want to hang out with the kids and wait for the Boss to complete her business, but of course my children were not truant, so it didn’t really apply. The sign does make me wonder why any student skipping school would choose to sit on a bench in front of a business in the middle of the day on a busy downtown street corner (or as busy or “downtown” as you can possibly get in Vandalia, Illinois, population
-83). When we skipped school the very last thing we wanted was to be seen by an adult.
At the State Capitol building, I enjoyed walking on the same floors that Lincoln and Douglas walked on when they both attended the Illinois legislature and began their debates. This was a fun discovery during our journey.
The Capitol Building
The Illinois Supreme Court Chamber
The Senate Chamber
The House of Representatives
Lincoln and Douglas walked here.
(And now Arby did, too!)
5 comments:
Love the irony! And I always found it both odd and amusing that students who skip school are punished by being kept out of school. 'Cause that just sounds like maybe they could rob a bank and be punished by being given loads of money!
Love that cross!
I'm sure the Illinois stuff was interesting. But right now, anything to do with Illinois just makes me queasy. Apologies to all of you (decent folk) from there....
When I cut school my senior year, my friend and I would usually go have the breakfast buffet at Shoney's....until the entire pastoral staff at my church started frequenting it.
I don't believe a truant student would take the time or expend the effort to read such a sign.
And ditto on all that Crossview said.
I'm the one who's always telling my children to suck it up and stop the wailing.
And don't you sometimes feel like your family is a tornado that swirls into some place peaceful? I feel that often.
And, you know what? YOU GO TO WAY TOO MANY FUNERALS!!
Very educational, good job!
Yeah there's a cross like that (ironically) in Pigeon Forge, TN. I bet the people that offered you the movie thought you were atheistic or something LOL! :)
Ah, the joy of kids.
Leave it to you to bring all sorts of educational opportunities into a trip to a funeral...
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